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Friday, September 15, 2006

IQ Test

Here are a few riddles to test your IQ. My 10 year old told them to me, but I remember hearing them years ago.

If a rooster is sitting on the top of a house - right at the peak, in the center. If the house is facing North, the Rooster is facing backwards (that would be south right) and lays an egg - which way would the egg roll?



If a plane is flying from Vancouver to Toronto. As it goes over the Rockies it is struck by lightening. The first motor sputters and dies. It flies a little further until the second motor sputters and dies. By this time it is close to the Alberta/Saskatchewan border. It crash lands exactly on the border. Which province would you bury the survivors?



You are sitting down at a computer - pretend you are driving a car around a winding mountain road. At a tight corner the car crashes through the guard rail. The car lands on the top of a tree on the side of the mountain. It sits there for a couple seconds before breaking the tree and careening into the river below. Fortuneately the river is deep and the water breaks the fall. The car floats down stream, into a town and lands on the bank of the river where the lucky survivor rolls out of the wet car. What color is the survivors socks??

Answers . .

don't look until you have read and answered all three.

Please don't peak!

you are peaking . . . .

Ok, if you must look

I will tell you the answers.

But you will groan and say you should know these

Or you will remember them from when you were a kid.

Ok

The answers are

1 - Roosters don't lay eggs!!

2 - Survivors are not buried!!

3 - look at your socks!!! - what color are they - that is the answer!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jack

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