Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,
and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so
I can relax.

And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."