Saskatchewan

I am a good ol' Saskatchewan Farm Boy - so I liked this one!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. And lots of it.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. More than
one.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad, and often.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. And for you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing,
and just being together. Then do the dishes before leaving.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you and most of the time know you better than you do yourself.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left
you. Then walk beside you in the front of the crowd.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" If you
are not home they will wait.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Are for life. And then some.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SASKATCHEWAN FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their SASKATCHEWAN
Friends!

"Life is Short. Dance Naked & Wiggle Your Butt."