Not a Joke - Just the Facts on this one!

THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING PROGRAM.

You need to stay on track - right?

You need to work towards your goals - right?

You need to keep straight on your priorities - right?

You want - no NEED to live your DREAMS - Definitely!

And above all else - it has to be simple. Come on, everyone is already too busy. You don't want to spend hours or days or even weeks learning new ways, taking new fangled courses, trying to figure it all out.

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This is a very simple system to get down to the basics of what is really important.

To YOU!

In your life - your job - your business - your relationships.

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Yes, the creator Mark Joyner wanted this available to everyone! Mark has made his money in other ways - this is for everyone.

let me tell you my story . . . .

I am always busy (aren't we all). Most of the time I get lots and lots done. And keeping it all on track is my specialty. BUT

it is hard - and I get behind - and then stressed . . .

So lately, with work, my own business, farming on the side, my family, 2 boys, school activities for them, coaching hockey, summer sports, lake, water skiing, my wife, investments, life-long learning (gotta keep up), holidays, family get-togethers, friends, volunteering, community, etc - it just got too much.

I have been getting further and further behind, rather than getting ahead.

I found out about Mark's program about 6 months ago. Read all about what he said - seemed simple - profound - just what I needed.
I wanted to get started - listened to his advice - but did not really start the program.

For 6 months - what a waste - I just go further behind running in circle trying to catch up.

Then I got smart - and actually started the program.

It was so easy - took me about 1-2 hours the first day just to get things set up - organized, etc.
That includes getting my short / medium / and long term goals down on paper - Mark shows you how.

Now just 15 minutes or less a day keeps me on track!

And the difference has been immense!

Like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

Those hours wasted wondering what needed to be done - what should be prioritized - am I missing something.

Now it is all taken care of!

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Ask me anytime how it's going - I absolutely LOVE IT!

Jack

are you Crazy??

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," he asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"

The editor thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

more Driving

DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard.

As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.

So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?"

Seniors Driving

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.

Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Old Friends

OLD FRIENDS

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.

Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.

Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

Little ol' Lady

LITTLE LADY

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.

As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.

Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

Hearing loss ...

"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.

One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"

"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

Three old sisters!

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."

She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

Lost . .. .

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.

She is hysterical as she explains her situation to
the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the
brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."