A Blonde's year in review

A Blonde's year in review

January - Took scarf back to store...too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllooo.. bottles won't fit in the typewriter

March - Got really excited.. finished jigsaw in 6 months...said 2-4 years on the box.

April - Trapped on escalator for hours during a power cut.

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions, 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go waterskiing, couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke race...found out later other swimmers cheated, they used their arms

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm! Car swamped because the soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is a "C" .. isn't it?

October - Hate M&M's ..they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4? days...Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!

WHAT A YEAR !