Have some Fun each DAY!

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving
me a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked dork.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I
asked him if he'd been a bully when he was a little kid, too. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.